Praise for aqua-fit groups at Bridport Leisure Centre

They’re sassy, they’re splashy, they’re health and nice.

Their costumes, in fashion, and they never wear the same one twice.

They dress nicely, so precisely, they would never go in nude.

They like laughing, and they like joking, but only if it’s not rude.

No bimbos, legs akimbo,

they ‘reach up for the stars’

They are charming, not alarming

Don’t hang out in rough bars.

They like their music from the 60s

and they love a sing-song,

Love splashing, they’re smashing

Harmonious and strong.

Curvaceous, outrageous, long lashes all round,

They’re witty, they’re all pretty,

They’re all leggy,

And always sound.

Excited and natty, they are chatty and very sharp,

They’re your mum, they’re my mum, you know who they are,

They’re responsive, empathetic, they listen and they hear,

Sympathetic, energetic, because they’ve been mums for years.

Superama, there’s no drama, just flip-flops and nice hair.

Great cossies, interlocking and their backs are all bare.

It’s reviving, a bit of jiving

kick those legs up very high

Move forwards, move backwards, bring your arms to your sides.

They’re very sexy, never vexy,

they’re neat and they’re trim,

Some voluptuous, and some are sumptuous, Some brassy, some thin.

Bosoms heaving, heavy breathing,

Who’s ‘The Best in the Group’

Don’t cheek Rachel, she’s their angel,

When she says loop the loop.

They’re all sassy and they’re all splashy,

They’re are stylish and they’re wise,

It’s the Bridport Aqua-fit Group for all the Girls and the Guys.

Kit Hughes

St Andrews Road

Bridport