I SHOULD like to commend the Bridport Leisure Centre for all the friendly, efficient and professional services they provide, and in particular all the fun had in the ever popular Aqua-fit Groups.
They’re sassy, they’re splashy, they’re health and nice.
Their costumes, in fashion, and they never wear the same one twice.
They dress nicely, so precisely, they would never go in nude.
They like laughing, and they like joking, but only if it’s not rude.
No bimbos, legs akimbo,
they ‘reach up for the stars’
They are charming, not alarming
Don’t hang out in rough bars.
They like their music from the 60s
and they love a sing-song,
Love splashing, they’re smashing
Harmonious and strong.
Curvaceous, outrageous, long lashes all round,
They’re witty, they’re all pretty,
They’re all leggy,
And always sound.
Excited and natty, they are chatty and very sharp,
They’re your mum, they’re my mum, you know who they are,
They’re responsive, empathetic, they listen and they hear,
Sympathetic, energetic, because they’ve been mums for years.
Superama, there’s no drama, just flip-flops and nice hair.
Great cossies, interlocking and their backs are all bare.
It’s reviving, a bit of jiving
kick those legs up very high
Move forwards, move backwards, bring your arms to your sides.
They’re very sexy, never vexy,
they’re neat and they’re trim,
Some voluptuous, and some are sumptuous, Some brassy, some thin.
Bosoms heaving, heavy breathing,
Who’s ‘The Best in the Group’
Don’t cheek Rachel, she’s their angel,
When she says loop the loop.
They’re all sassy and they’re all splashy,
They’re are stylish and they’re wise,
It’s the Bridport Aqua-fit Group for all the Girls and the Guys.
Kit Hughes
St Andrews Road
Bridport
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