THIS is a little poem my son and I made up on the school run this morning. We were inspired by a visit from Paul Cookson to our school, Broadwindsor CE VC Primary School, this Monday.

It transpired from my having to avoid the potholes, the tune being ‘Round and round the Garden, like a Teddy Bear’.

Slalom round the potholes,

In my little car,

Swerve Left, Swerve right,

Do you know where they are?

Mandy Chainey & Brett Chainey, aged 10

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